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W.C. Fields Quotes: 8

  • I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

  • If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

  • It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

  • I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

  • Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

  • Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

  • A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

  • If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.