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Beryl Dov Quotes: 878

Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me.
Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone.
Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings.
Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him.
Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen.
Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge.
Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse.
Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all.
Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth.
The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift.
Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias.
Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile.
Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted.
Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present
FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO.
Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones.
Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness.
Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering.
Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap.
Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked.
Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room.
The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way.
Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams.
What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming.
The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza
Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater.
Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%.
Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative.
Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight.
UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package.
Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail.
*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive.
Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially.
Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities.
Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare.
Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine.
American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck.
As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din.
Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini.
Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections.
Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place.
Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says.
My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier.
Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence.
Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth.
God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace.
Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations.
Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects.
Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over.
Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy.