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Jeaniene Frost Quotes: 43

  • I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)

    This Side of the Grave

  • If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)

  • You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

    One Foot in the Grave

  • Don't kiss me like a woman if you're going to treat me like a child.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.

    Destined for an Early Grave

  • She's my kitten, and no one else's.

    One Foot in the Grave

  • You're not a woman,"he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

    Halfway to the Grave

  • I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.

    One Foot in the Grave

  • Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.

    One Foot in the Grave

  • We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to the subject. “You to take me,” she replied at once. “Not gonna happen!” I spat, squeezing him possessively. Three sets of widened eyes fixed on me. That’s when I realized that what I had a firm grip on was no longer his hand.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-" "Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand,"Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

    This Side of the Grave

  • Playing with fire Kitten?

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?

    One Foot in the Grave

  • See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.

    This Side of the Grave

  • Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor

    Destined for an Early Grave

  • Bones has always been smart,"I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."Cat

    Destined for an Early Grave

  • Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • ...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.

    One Foot in the Grave

  • The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

    Destined for an Early Grave

  • It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.

    First Drop of Crimson

  • No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,

    Once Burned

  • Why did you tell her I'm your boyfriend? Why doesn't she know about your real one? - TimmyHe's English! And Mom...Mom hates foreigners! - Cat

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace"as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like "Shout at the Devil"or "Don't fear the Reaper"? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.

    This Side of the Grave

  • First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.

    Eternal Kiss of Darkness

  • No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad

    This Side of the Grave

  • ...you don't care because you're all that and I'm just an artery in a dress.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

    One Foot in the Grave

  • I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

    At Grave's End

  • Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?

    Destined for an Early Grave

  • Kitty need's a tounge bath

    Halfway to the Grave

  • We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!

    At Grave's End

  • She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles.

    This Side of the Grave

  • …well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

    This Side of the Grave

  • By the time Bones announced it was Tammy's turn, I'd fallen in love with him all over again. Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.

    Death's Excellent Vacation

  • I think this’ll definitely tide me over while we’re apart,”Bones laughed, dragging me into his arms with far more strength and quickness than was fair, considering I still had trouble making my limbs operate.“Oh, Kitten,” he murmured as his lips dragged down my throat. “You didn’t really think we were done, did you?

    This Side of the Grave

  • Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten."My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat,"I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven." "Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.

    Halfway to the Grave

  • Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scareme….” His outline blurred again.“You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.

    Halfway to the Grave