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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes: 78

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.
Diary
The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.
Invisible Monsters
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Invisible Monsters
Of the big horror movies of the '70s, you have 'The Omen,' 'The Sentinel,' 'Rosemary's Baby,' 'The Stepford Wives,' 'Burnt Offerings' - these are all romantic fatalist movies where there's a sort of glimmer of hope... but darkness wins.
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.
Diary
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Fight Club
In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor.
If you start in the pit of despair with these profane, awful things, even a glimmer of hope or awareness is going to occur that's much brighter coming from this dark, awful beginning.
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Choke
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
Invisible Monsters
I don't want to die without any scars.
Fight Club
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
Invisible Monsters
This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.
Fight Club
You realize that our mistrust of the future makes it hard to give up the past.
Survivor
You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
Fight Club
No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention.Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day.This is all practice.
Invisible Monsters
When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
Invisible Monsters
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Fight Club
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?
Invisible Monsters
You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Fight Club
The things you used to own, now they own you.
Fight Club
A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?" "Well, sweetheart,"I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.
Survivor
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.
Fight Club
Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.
Fight Club
Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.
Invisible Monsters
Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.
Diary
At the time, my life just seemed too complete, and maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.
Fight Club
Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Nothing is static, everything is evolving, everything is falling apart.
Fight Club
No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.
Invisible Monsters
All the effort in the world won't matter if you're not inspired.
Diary
Reality means you live until you die...the real truth is nobody wants reality.
Survivor
You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.
Fight Club
I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this long long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's just about getting off. Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.
Invisible Monsters
The first step - especially for young people with energy and drive and talent, but not money - the first step to controlling your world is to control your culture. To model and demonstrate the kind of world you demand to live in. To write the books. Make the music. Shoot the films. Paint the art.
Six hundred and forty fish later, the only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.
Survivor
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
Invisible Monsters
Make me into anything, but just love me.
Invisible Monsters
It can only take a moment to waste the rest of your life.
Snuff
Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesn't glitter and shine.
Survivor
It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.
Survivor
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!
Fight Club
Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.
Diary
If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
Fight Club
The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.
After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.
Choke
You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.
Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love.
Invisible Monsters
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.
Stranger than Fiction