Will Rogers Quotes: 16

• Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

• Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

• Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

• Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

• Never miss a good chance to shut up.

• If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

• Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

• All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

• I never met a man that I didn't like.

• Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

• The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

• You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.

• Always drink upstream from the herd.

• If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

• Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.