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Lewis Black Quotes: 6

  • I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.

  • Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

    Me of Little Faith
  • Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

    Me of Little Faith
  • Just relax and breathe through your ass.

    Me of Little Faith
  • They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching something burn down.

  • That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.

    Me of Little Faith