Hunter S. Thompson Quotes: 26

• Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

• Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.

• I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

• Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!

  The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

• A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

  The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

• So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

• Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

• No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.

  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

• Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio.

• If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

• When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional.

  Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

• In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

  Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

• I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

• No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt

• America...just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable

• For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.

• I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.

  The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, 1955-1967

• A word to the wise is infuriating.

• Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.

  Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century

• Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

• This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

  Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century

• If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.

  Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72

• Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

• I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking — which is fun only for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling. Nothing is fun when you have to do it — over and over, again and again...

  The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time

• The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it. They worship money and power and death. Their ideal solution to all the nation's problems would be another 100 Year War.

  Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century