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Joseph Heller Quotes: 6
Catch-22He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
Catch-22Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
Catch-22What the hell are you getting so upset about?"he asked her bewilderedly in a tone of contrite amusement. "I thought you didn't believe in God." "I don't,"she sobbed, bursting violently into tears. "But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make Him out to be.
