Greg Behrendt Quotes: 15

• I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy"is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.

• Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?

  He's Just Not That Into You

• You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first. Assume you're the rule, not the exception. It's liberating. But we also know it's not an easy concept. -He's not just into you

• I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• ..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

• There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

  He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

• First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend