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Craig Ferguson Quotes: 11

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't.
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Every day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy.I do have a knack for finding great women.
American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.
You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.